ask-anarin:

memesofarda:

Party Rocker Randy Thrandy: You Noldor hoard jewels; I hoard booze

/laughs and shakes his head/ oh my! These Mortal glasses are..so silly!

I am a Noldo lady and I oppose to this image.
I hoard jewels. I hoard booze. You obviously don’t know us very well.

ask-anarin:

memesofarda:

Party Rocker Randy Thrandy: You Noldor hoard jewels; I hoard booze

/laughs and shakes his head/ oh my! These Mortal glasses are..so silly!

I am a Noldo lady and I oppose to this image.

I hoard jewels. I hoard booze. You obviously don’t know us very well.

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Lady Angela

i-r-wok:

ask-lalinye:

i-r-wok:

ask-lalinye:

i-r-wok:

ask-lalinye:

i-r-wok:

ask-curufin:

If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)

*cracks knuckles*

*whirls around*

*skirts swirl*

I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…

Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble. 

Can I at least have Celebrimbor I mean he is irresistible can I just congratulate you and Curufin for giving him ALL the perfect genetics

He’s not even out of the Halls yet! Has he even consented to you having him??

Even so I do not trust darling Tyelpë’s judgement when it comes to romantic partners. They never seem to end well for him.

When he gets out I’m going to choose a nice highborn Noldo girl for him to marry.

He will, in due time. He’s done so before. [x]

Well, if you count Annatar. Galadriel wasn’t bad at all.

If only I was a Noldo. Or any type of Elf, for that matter.

Well I suppose if he chooses you I must allow him the indulgence.

Nerwen was half Teler and a quarter Vanya, or not ideal to say the least. And she was married. That’s a case poor judgement on my son’s part if I ever saw one. 

Yes indeed, if only you were a Noldorin nis. I do think I might consider you then. At least you’re intelligent unlike some of my daughter’s suitors.

I guess, and even if he doesn’t, I’ll live. Just not as long as he will when he leaves the Halls.

Anyone’s still better than Annatar.

My lady, I don’t believe a mortal could ever be more intelligent than the Eldar!

*cocks an eyebrow*

Oh, really? You’ve obviously never heard of my daughter’s suitors. I must say that for the size of their heads their brains are rather lacking in the axon department.

This is true.

(via i-r-wok-deactivated20130929)

Lady Angela

i-r-wok:

ask-lalinye:

i-r-wok:

ask-lalinye:

i-r-wok:

ask-curufin:

If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)

*cracks knuckles*

*whirls around*

*skirts swirl*

I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…

Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble. 

Can I at least have Celebrimbor I mean he is irresistible can I just congratulate you and Curufin for giving him ALL the perfect genetics

He’s not even out of the Halls yet! Has he even consented to you having him??

Even so I do not trust darling Tyelpë’s judgement when it comes to romantic partners. They never seem to end well for him.

When he gets out I’m going to choose a nice highborn Noldo girl for him to marry.

He will, in due time. He’s done so before. [x]

Well, if you count Annatar. Galadriel wasn’t bad at all.

If only I was a Noldo. Or any type of Elf, for that matter.

Well I suppose if he chooses you I must allow him the indulgence.

Nerwen was half Teler and a quarter Vanya, or not ideal to say the least. And she was married. That’s a case poor judgement on my son’s part if I ever saw one. 

Yes indeed, if only you were a Noldorin nis. I do think I might consider you then. At least you’re intelligent unlike some of my daughter’s suitors.

(via i-r-wok-deactivated20130929)

Lady Angela

i-r-wok:

ask-lalinye:

i-r-wok:

ask-curufin:

If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)

*cracks knuckles*

*whirls around*

*skirts swirl*

I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…

Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble. 

Can I at least have Celebrimbor I mean he is irresistible can I just congratulate you and Curufin for giving him ALL the perfect genetics

He’s not even out of the Halls yet! Has he even consented to you having him??

Even so I do not trust darling Tyelpë’s judgement when it comes to romantic partners. They never seem to end well for him.

When he gets out I’m going to choose a nice highborn Noldo girl for him to marry.

(via i-r-wok-deactivated20130929)

Lady Angela

i-r-wok:

ask-curufin:

If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)

*cracks knuckles*

*whirls around*

*skirts swirl*

I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…

Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble. 

(via i-r-wok-deactivated20130929)

ask-curufin:

balonsballs:

and with this comes an end to my nightblogging because it’s raining outside and i just don’t want any more celebrimbor feelings because he’s my spirit animal and my bb boy and celebrimbor/happiness is my otp and WHY COULDN’T THIS FAMILY JUST BE HAPPY GODDAMMIT and CURUFIN WHY WERE YOU SUCH A MEAN PARENT WHY DID YOU PUSH HIM AWAY WHAT ABOUT HIS MOM OH MY GOD GALADRIEL DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THE FRIENDZONE IS AN UNFRIENDLY PLACE why’d you have to leave him there with finduilas and maeglin and gwindor JUST SO HE COULD BE SNATCHED UP BY ANNA-BITCH ON THE REBOUND and fucking DIE help 

oh and art by kaaile.

That’s it. I’m never eating kebab.

Sauron I will cut you if you hurt any more of my family.

Dear Eru in Eä. I can’t breathe. This is the most awful thing I’ve seen in weeks. I think I might just start sobbing. I need a drink.

Lalinyë of the first line of Tata, wife of Curufinwë and mother of Tyelperinquar, princess of the Noldor and Master Healer.

(Icon and blog title credit to Filat on dA)